Knuckling down. (Humor)

My finger is stuck. Properly stuck. Actually, I’m stuck. Properly stuck. In a hole. Me and my finger. Stuck.

Discovered hole. Pushed finger in. Knuckle slid forward. Pulled back. Skin wrinkled over knuckle. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Moved a picture. Discovered hole. Round hole. Peered in. Too dark. Inserted finger. Wriggled and jiggled. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Painting room. Moved picture. Discovered hole. Poked finger in. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Renovating house. Painting room. Moved picture. Discovered hole. Poked finger in. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Getting married. Renovating house. Painting room. Moved picture. Discovered hole. Poked finger in. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Met girl. Getting married. Renovating house. Painting room. Moved picture. Discovered hole. Poked finger in. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Went fishing. Met girl. Getting married. Renovating house. Painting room. Moved picture. Discovered hole. Poked finger in. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Went fishing. Rocky bottom. Line caught. Climbed down. Incoming tide. Slipped. Ankle slid into hole. Pulled back. Ankle stuck. Incoming tide. Yelled for help. Met girl. Pocketknife pierced boot. Smile pierced heart. Getting married. Renovating house. Painting room. Moved picture. Discovered hole. Poked finger in. Finger stuck. I’m stuck.

Wriggle and jiggle. Twist and turn. Knuckle holds. Finger stuck. I’m stuck. Properly stuck.

Knuckle holds. Swallow pride. Yell for help.

Knuckle holds. Swallow pride. Yell for help. Girl arrives. Girl I’m marrying. Face a picture. Inspects hole. Fishes in pocket. Cuts bigger hole. Finger free. I’m free. Getting married. Renovating house. Painting room. Ringing changes. Knuckling down, but not stuck.