With stakes so very high
That pig just had to fly
Though Sam begged and pleaded
Her cries went unheeded
This was so important
Yet that pig lay dormant
Just too bloody lazy
For anything crazy
Sam gave up, walked away
Roast pork was had that day
The moral of this tale
Live life, fly, without fail!
Even if you are fakin’
Don’t become smoked bacon
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