Dublin Castle, in the centre of town, with a street view so totally underwhelming that even some locals don’t know it exists. The entry reveals a courtyard surrounded by a brick building. But take the tour anyway, since you’re already there.
And that’s the best decision you’ll make all day. Beneath the castle lies the foundational ruins of the earlier castle, complete with part of the moat, and water from the river still flowing through.
Also underground, a set of original steps showing how castles kept their back door open whilst ensuring great difficulty for raiding armies to enter. Tricks included making the stairway too narrow for armour, and the individual step rises being of varying heights and widths, preventing rushed entry. Assuming the invaders got to the top of the stairs, it was in single file, making for easy pickings.
Next, the Royal chapel, only accessible under supervision. When being constructed, concern regarding the chapels weight on marshy ground brought about a surprising solution; those beautiful stone columns and walls are timber, covered with a slurry to look like the real thing, thus protecting the building for generations. And why is it a Royal chapel? Royalty attended services here when visiting the castle.


Back in the castle, more surprises. A hall given over to displaying homage photographs of the Republic of Ireland’s Presidents, including the two women who held the position consecutively, and both named Mary.

The Worcester ròom:


In days gone by, daughter’s ‘came out’ at about fifteen years old. They would attend events at the castle, in their families hope of sharing a rich spouse. The older the better, to ensure their daughter could become a wealthy widow quite soon. No-one recorded how the girls felt. If a gent showed interest, the couple would sit on the kissing chair, with their chaperone beside them in the angled seat listening to every word. Girl’s chaperones would offer comment (mostly criticism) afterwards, on how the girl had performed. The expectation was that the girl would be married within one month of her first appearance.

Also in the castle, a small collection of very special portraits on loan from an anonymous supporter. Discreet generosity to loan something so special.

But how sad that the modern-day castle still has to protect itself from marauders:
